[Seasons Greetings Amigo] ;;its.suki.darling--:]

[Colonel Suki ♥]

Yola.
Suki's name is Suki. Haaaa, no crap? I wonder what you should call her.
Ummm...Suki will not be telling you how old she is being. >__> Nor where she lives, but you know, you could be guessing that soso easy, and if you were to, she would let you know if you were right. <3
Sooo. Onto the love. In a nice, human, first person way.
NOTTT.
So. Suki isss, first of all...
BIPOLARRRRR.
-dramatic music-
And likeee...switching to first person for all of you whose eyes are bleeding.
:] Bipolarness, for all you un-smurt people, means I'm either in a heroin mood or a emoriffic mood. This would be my emo one. Lulzzz.
Speaking of heroin...(lulimmaaddictno)
That song, by Boys Like Girls? Swear to Zombie Jesus, he's saying heroin, not heroine. >___>;; Freaking luzer.
Um...so, more about Suki. Ah. Me.
I'm a gifted child, for rizzlez, and I know you could've guessed that by now. Nottt.
And I like using smilies and pretty spaces because it makes me look l337 and very nice. :]
Ummm...sooo...oh, yes.
I LOVE MOOSIKKKK. J-rock, especially is the love. If you've heard of Miyavi, Antikku, the GazettE, Abingdon Boys School, just about anything, I'll have your childs. Thank you.
And, yes, Flyleaf, Cobra Starship, all those no-name bands that are actually good are love tooo. :D
Unnn...I like screaming 'objection' because it's radd, and saying words like 'radd' and 'epic' because they're also very radd. >___> And talking like I'm three doesn't mean I'm three. Unless you add forty years, in which case it would be all good in the hood.
No, I don't know what a Hollaback Girl is, but I do know it has something to do with bananas and Gwen Stefani is not it.
Yes, I be jockin' on dem haters.
Whatever the heck that means.
No, I will not teach you Japanese. I'm a horrible teacher, and just because you know how to say 'cat' doesn't mean you're an amazing learner.
Because you're not.
Many of my characters reflect me, and so...beware, in both cases.
I like to role play, (ha, no shixx Sherlock, what was your first clue?), and love design and art and music and all that. And I wish I could play tennis but I know I can't.
It doesn't help when you try to play in converse.
My idea of beauty, however, is what you'd call scary. If any of you know what a gothloli, Visual Kei, or Oshare Kei is, you know what I love. And yes, 90% of those gorgeous dolls in dresses are boys.
I know you've stopped reading, but I like talking, so I'll continue talking to myself for a while.
DDR is the shixx, but I'm not too great. To people who've never played, I'm good, but to experts I'm the owned.
I play softball, but after being on the school team twice, I've given up on it. I'd rather be fat then hit by the pitcher on purpose.
Yes, I'm insane, this is how much I give a careee:
None.
Word.
99% of the things I say are meant jokingly.
People who take me seriously deserve to be shot.
Stupid people deserve to be shot.
Except for you, because I love you.
Did you know 53.4% of statistics are made up?
And according to other gifted people I know,
Global Warming's a myth
Embarrassing can be spelt with an 'ou'
Hilary Clinton's the devil
People exist who think the jokes in Highlights are funny.
(Not for long.)
And there are people stupider than me.
The last one was lies.
Not really.
I like spaces. Hee. Spaces.
>_______>;;
Alright, no one's gotten to this point, so I'll end it.
NOTTT.
Okay, yes.
Love you bbyyyy.
FIN~!

[Nezzie Face]

*glomp*
I read the whole thing. ;D

[Cape Captain]

Ditto~ ^^
ILU too. xD

[Colonel Suki ♥]

Awww, thanks guys. x] You're lifesaversss. <3Dunno what I'd do without ya'. And Val? You're like mineee. It's official now. Because it wasn't official the last nine times. > :D

[Nezzie Face]

...?
lolwut?

[i F l y ~]

People who take me seriously deserve to be shot.
Stupid people deserve to be shot.

At first, I read short instead of shot.


...and I was going to jump off a cliff because of that. But then I read it again.

Too late, though. My self-esteem was already ruined. I think it's time for me to jump off a cliff now.

<3uanyway.

[Nezzie Face]

*glomp*
<3

[Colonel Suki ♥]

Oh, well...they deserve to be short too. :]
And jumping off a cliff...so overrated.
Unless you want to take my friend's idea.
'Instead of just slitting my wrists, if I ever went emo, I'd jump off a cliff while reciting emo poems, cutting off my leg, and slitting my wrist.' Haaaa. Try that, before they find out I told you. ;]

[i F l y ~]

Done, suki. And it works pretty well. Thanks for the suggestion. <3